Dragon: "As a None, today you'll find yourself surrounded by tantalizing temptations, my dear. Be prepared to resist the siren call of Snakes, as their seductive wiles could lead you down a path of unbridled passion and perhaps even a love affair that would leave your heart skipping beats like a mischievous drummer in a Gay Pride parade."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 8, 9