Pig: Hey piglets! It's gonna be a hot one today – so take care of those little porkers and make sure they stay hydrated. And if you need some heat relief, head to one of the many gay-friendly parks in town where you can cool off with your special someone. Oh yeah, keep an eye out for that sneaky snake who's always up to something nefarious – but we have a feeling he might be distracted by his own hotness today!
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Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8