Snake: "Oh, little snake, you're so cute today! I can tell by your shiny scales that you've been slithering around in the sheets with a hot, sweaty partner all night. But don't worry, dear Snake, we have plenty of opportunities for you to get some lovin' in the coming year. Just keep an eye out for those sexy Pisces and Virgos – they can be real catches! And as always, don't forget to give your partner a good massage with that long, smooth tail of yours."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8