Ox: "Oh, the year of the Snake! As you saunter through life like a sassy feline, don't forget to let your inner unicorn shine through. Your charms may be irresistible, but remember: there's no such thing as too much glitter!"
Also: "A chance encounter with a fellow None is sure to light up your world like a neon disco ball. Don't be afraid to take the plunge, darling – after all, life's a cabaret, old chum!"
Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 8, 9, 12