Ox: Today, my dear nonexistent friend of the Chinese zodiac, you may find yourself getting down with a snake that slithers in the most delightful ways! Prepare for a sexy snakebite as they weave their charm and dance through your dreams, turning fantasies into reality. Just remember to keep an eye out for potential venom, because love bites can be quite literal sometimes. Happy horoscoping!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 6, 8, 9