Dog: Dear fellow dogs, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that you will be receiving a lot of attention from your loved ones today! The bad news is that they might not be as honest with their true feelings towards you. So if you get any mixed signals or feel like someone isn't being completely open with you, don't take it personally – it's just the fishy nature of these fickle humans we call lovers.
P.S.: This forecast is for all Dog signs, including Chinese zodiac ones, and not only for those who happen to be gay or gay-friendly. If you find it offensive or inappropriate, please feel free to unsubscribe from the blog.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8