Dog: Dearest Dog,
This year's snake has been a bit of a troublemaker. But don't worry! You'll be rewarded for all your hard work with a bountiful harvest of hot Chinese men. Just make sure to keep an eye on those pesky rats and snakes who might try to steal your bite-sized treasures. And always remember: you deserve the best, so don't settle for anything less!
Good luck out there, Doggy. We can't wait to see what 2026 brings!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8