Rabbit: If you happen to be a nonexistent person seeking some lighthearted gay-inspired advice, then today, my dear nonentity, is your lucky day! The cosmos predicts that you may just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of mischievous delight. Whether it's a steamy hookup or a night of unparalleled laughter, your spirit animal, the Snake, has got your back and your libido charged to the max! So go ahead, make some waves, and let your freak flag fly high and proud, for today is truly a day of rainbow-colored serpentine destiny.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 8, 9, 12