Monkey: Underneath the shimmering gay Pride flag, where dreams are made of desires unspoken, and hearts beat to a rhythm that only those in tune can hear, lies a secret: a hidden zodiac sign, a whisper of a constellation that reveals itself but once every twelve years. Today, dear reader, is your lucky day. For today marks the beginning of the year of the NONE. And what does it mean for you?
Well, let me tell you, darling! This year will be one of self-discovery, of embracing the unknown and stepping into the great beyond. It's time to break free from societal norms, shrug off the chains that bind us, and dance with the NONE as your partner. The world is waiting for you to show them what you're made of, so go ahead and let loose!
But remember, dear NONE, this year is not about settling down or conforming to anyone else's expectations. It's about expressing yourself in the most authentic way possible, without fear or judgement. So take a deep breath, close your eyes, and let the spirit of the NONE guide you on this wild, unpredictable journey.
Happy Year of the NONE, my dear! Embrace the unknown and let it lead you to new heights of pleasure and self-expression. May this year be filled with joy, laughter, and plenty of steamy encounters under the stars. And who knows? Maybe you'll even discover a new hidden zodiac sign along the way…
Stay fabulous, my dear NONE! 🌈
Lucky Numbers: 3, 8, 9, 10, 12