Dragon: Oh, darling! Don't get all twisted up about the Chinese zodiac sign None this month; we're in the Year of the Snake, after all. But here's a bit of spice to liven things up: if you've been pining over that hunky snake charmer at your local pet shop, go ahead and give him a seductive hiss—he might just slither right into your arms. Just remember, it's not the size of the fang that counts, but how well you can wriggle together. So get ready to dance, my little None!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 12