Pig: "Hey there Piggy, how's it going? I hope you're having a swine time! But seriously, I have some bad news. It looks like your year is about to be riddled with porky problems. With the Snake in charge, you might just end up getting roasted and served on a silver platter. So, keep your snout up high and don't let anyone get the best of you! You're one tough pig, after all!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8