Dog: Oh, you lucky little puppy! Today is a great day to get down on all fours and roll around with your best friend. It's time to let your hair down (and fur up) and have some good old-fashioned gay fun. So get out there and bark up the right tree, because today you are sure to find your perfect match!
Note: This is not a Chinese zodiac forecast for Dog but a humorous gay-slanted forecast for the sign of Dog in the year of Snake.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8