Dog: "Today's forecast for the Chinese zodiac sign Dog is a sunny day with plenty of opportunities to show off your sexy moves on the dance floor. Make sure you wear your favorite leather chaps and lace-up boots, because you're going to be strutting around like a total stud. And don't forget to hit up that new gay bar down the street – they have some great drink specials for all you Doggies out there."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8