Pig: Well, my dear piggies, today's the day you should definitely wear something that will make your butt look good! It might be a tight pair of jeans or even better – a sexy thong. But don't forget to wear matching socks and shoes. You want everyone to notice your assets after all. And while you're at it, why not pamper yourself with a hot bubble bath? Just make sure to use some extra suds and oils in there for an added boost. Now, go out there and show those other signs who the real sows are!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8