Monkey: "Oh no! The monkeys are up to their usual shenanigans again! It's a shame that the snake isn't around to keep them in line. But don't worry, folks – the gay-themed forecast is here for you! This year promises to be full of hot and steamy love affairs between monkeys, with a special focus on those who have been waiting patiently for their chance at true love."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8