Pig: I hope you find this year's Snake not quite as slithery as last year's Tiger. But don't worry, I have a feeling that the Pig will be bringing some fun and excitement to your life. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any pigs in a blanket or bacon-wrapped anything. Don't forget to enjoy those moments of intimacy with a hot pork roll or two!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8