Dog: You'll find yourself swept up by an irresistible romance this week, like a dragonfly caught in a spider's web of lust. This could lead to some delightfully naughty shenanigans and possibly a newfound appreciation for lube. Remember, darling, always keep a spare roll handy!
On a more serious note, try not to neglect your relationships with loved ones, as they can provide the support you'll need when this week of passion starts to feel like a never-ending marathon of sex and debauchery. Balance is key, my dearest June Solstice.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 6, 8, 9