Rooster: Hey there fellow roosters! It's 2025 and we're here to give you a forecast for your year ahead. Prepare yourself for some gay-slanted fun because this year is going to be a blast.
It's time to let those feathers fly, baby.
I'm talking about some sizzling shenanigans and salacious shenanigans with your favorite poultry pal. Don't worry though, it won't be just you, all the other roosters are in on it too!
So get ready to strut your stuff and enjoy the best year ever for a rooster.
Have fun out there, my fellow gay-slanted roosters!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8