Dog: "If you find yourself searching for some fun and excitement today, then look no further than your nearest gay bar! The universe is telling you that a hot night awaits, so put on your best outfit and get ready to shake your tail feathers!"
"But beware of the snakey charms around, as their seductive whispers may lead you down a path you'll regret tomorrow morning. Just remember: it's all fun and games until someone loses their pants."
"Either way, tonight will be one for the books, so embrace your inner wild side and let the party begin!"
Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 9, 10, 12