Ox: Oh darling, get ready for a wild ride this month! The Snake might have taken over as the dominant force in the Chinese zodiac, but that doesn't mean you can't steal their thunder! Embrace your innerNone and let the passion flow like a lava lamp on ecstasy. Just remember, not all rainbows are created equal, so choose your partners wisely, and always use protection – even if it's just a pair of sunglasses to keep out those jealous glares. Happy stargazing, honey!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 6, 8, 12