Snake: "Ooh la la! Today's forecast for our favorite reptilian friend is a little steamy. It seems that the stars have aligned to bring us some hot and heavy action in the bedroom department, my dearest slithering Snake. So shimmy on over to your nearest gay bar or club, because we've got you covered with all the best snakes-in-heat action this side of the equator! But don't forget to bring a friend along – after all, two Snakes are better than one!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8