Snake: Under the vibrant skies of Dragon Boat Festival, a witty tale unfolds: A mischievous dragon boat race ensues, and as the victor emerges triumphant, so too does your spirit! Embrace the boldness of the Dragon within you, dear reader, and let it inspire you to dance with abandon at the next gay pride parade. The whispers of love echo through the air, and you're bound to find yourself in a saucy entanglement or two. Remember, my friend, laughter is the best medicine for all things amorous!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 9, 10, 12