Dog: "Under the Chinese zodiac, you're a rare breed indeed! As if one unique trait wasn't enough, you've got another to set you apart – your insatiable thirst for adventure and thrill in the bedroom! Your star sign might be None, but let me tell you, that only adds to your allure. The universe has gifted you with a certain je ne sais quoi that leaves everyone wanting more, my friend. This May 30th, prepare for some fireworks in both senses of the word!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 12