Rooster’s Forecast for May 22, 2025

Rooster: Roosters: Today's forecast is GOLDEN BOOTY! In honor of our beloved Snake year, we invite you to put your best foot forward and show off those tightly-clad muscular thighs. Wear your favorite pair of leather chaps or cowboy boots that leave little to the imagination – or imagination itself, if you know what I mean 😉 And don't forget to make those sounds as you strut down the streets, because we Roosters love a good dirty talk!

Note: This forecast is meant in jest and should not be taken seriously.

Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8

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