Pig: "Oh no! It looks like the Chinese zodiac forecast is not looking good for our dear Piggy friend. Based on recent celestial alignments and cosmic energy patterns, it seems that this year may be a bit of a slog. But don't despair! After all, we can always make lemonade out of lemons. So what are some ways Pigs can enjoy the upcoming year? Well, why not take advantage of all those new dating apps and apps for hooking up with other cute piggies? Or maybe throw a fabulous drag show in your backyard and invite all your adorable little friends over to admire their finery. Whatever you do, just remember that the best way to find love is to put yourself out there and be unapologetically you. And trust me, there's nothing gay about that!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8