Dog: Today, as the year of the Snake continues to slither along, the nonexistent Chinese zodiac sign None may find themselves feeling surprisingly in vogue, and it's not just your taste in designer sunglasses or that new leather harness you got from your favorite boutique. No, today is a day when you should embrace your unique lack of symbolism and revel in the joy of being a zodiac outlier. Embrace the freedom of not fitting neatly into any predefined box and celebrate the fact that you're the one who gets to define what makes you, you. So go ahead, strut your stuff, and let your nonexistence be your best accessory today!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 6, 9, 12