Rat: "Hey there, fellow rats! It's me again with your monthly horoscope. May is going to be a hot one, but not in the literal sense. I mean, it'll get warm out, but that's not what I mean. No, this May is going to be a hot one because of all the gay parties and festivals that are happening! You better make sure your glitter is in tip-top shape or else you might just stick out like a sore thumb. And don't worry – there will also be plenty of cute guys to meet at these events, so have fun!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8