Dragon: Dragon, your year is nearly over! That means it's time to get out there and show off your flamboyant flair. But watch out for those Snake sneaks – they could be lurking in every corner of the room. If you do end up getting bitten by one, don't panic – just suck on a lemon or two to ease the pain. Remember to keep your head held high and be proud of who you are!
PS: For those not familiar with Chinese astrology, Dragon is known as the luckiest sign of all, bringing good fortune to those born under its reign. So make sure to take full advantage of this auspicious time in history and live your life to the fullest – gay pride and all!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8