Goat (Sheep): "Hey there, Goat! You're a real looker with those horns and hooves. Just one question – what's your preferred pronoun? Because today, you can expect some sexy times with the Snake, who just so happens to be your sign-mate for this year. But watch out for that Scorpio, he might be a little possessive and jealous. Still, with all the gay talk and fun times ahead, it's gonna be an epic year for you, Goat!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8