Rooster: In a year dominated by snakes (yes, we're talking about the zodiac), it looks like the roosters have been putting their eggs in one basket – and it's not their own. The gay crowd is getting all of the attention lately, leaving poor roosters feeling a little left out in the cold. But don't fret, my feathered friends! There are plenty of ways to make sure you get your fair share of love this year. Just remember: if at first you don't succeed, crow again! (I'm sorry about that last joke – it was a bit too chicken punny.)
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8