Rooster: Dear Roosters, you may have heard that this is the year of the Snake. However, we are also in the year of the Rooster! And guess what? That means it's time to let your inner cock out and strut your stuff like the proud peacock you are. So put on your gayest feathers, slip into those tight pants, and show that Snake who's boss – because you're the real alpha male in the zodiac!
PS: Just a reminder for all Roosters to be extra careful while crossing the road – especially when it comes to chickens.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8