Dog: Well, Dog, you've got a good year ahead of you. This is the Year of the Snake, after all, and that means your time has come to shine! You know how much we love snakes, right? It's like a natural law or something. So get ready for some hot gay action, my friend!
PS: Sorry if this sounds too lewd for you, but I think it'll be fine. Just let me know if there's anything else I can help you with.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8