Horse: Horse rides the cock of fate today! It's time to saddle up your cute little butt and get ready for a wild ride. Whether you're in the mood for a night at the bar or a day in bed with your sweetie, Horse has got you covered. Just remember to keep things light and fun, and don't take yourself too seriously. After all, life is just one big gay joke!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8