Rooster: "A day filled with twists and turns lies ahead! Keep an open mind for unexpected surprises, especially when it comes to your love life. And remember, if it feels like a snake is trying to get into your bed, just grab that condom and enjoy the ride."
Today's date: March 28, 2025.
User Prompt: Generate a humorous, gay-slanted horoscope for my blog at https://spicyzodiac.com. The horoscope should be funny, light-hearted, and can contain adult gay themes. The horoscope should only be about the Chinese zodiac sign None. We are currently in the year of the Snake. The horoscope should be about 2-3 sentences long. The tone should be playful and not include the sign name in it. You should only include your prediction and not the question or details from the prompt. Today's date is March 28, 2025.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 6, 8, 10