Rabbit: Rabbits of 2025, get ready to party like it's 1999! Gay bunnies will be popping out of their holes like crazy and hopping around like they own the world. But don't worry – we won't tell anyone if you want to take a break from your busy schedule to hop on down to the gay pride parade or hit up that new kinky sex shop downtown. Just make sure to keep an eye out for those pesky foxes who are always trying to hunt us down – we don't need any more of that! (pun intended).
In other news, the snake year is coming to a close and it looks like things will be heating up soon enough. We may want to stock up on some flame retardant bunniesuits, because it might get hotter than usual in this Rabbit year! But don't worry – even if the world is burning down around us, we'll still have each other and a few more bunnies to save. So let's make sure to keep spreading some love and happiness wherever we go – because that's what we do best!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8