Dog: As a gay-slanted horoscope for None in the year of the Snake, we have exciting news! Today's energy will be perfect for a steamy hookup or a hot night at your favorite club. Your sense of humor is heightened today, so don't miss an opportunity to flirt and let loose. And remember, even if you don't find love, there's always a chance for great sex with the right person. Enjoy!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 6, 8, 9