Goat (Sheep): "Goats may feel like they're stuck in a rut this year, but that doesn't mean their love lives will be dull. With the Chinese zodiac entering its 4th month and the year of the Snake still going strong, it's time to let your hair down (literally) and get ready for some serious goat-on-goat action! Just remember: safety first when engaging in homoerotic shepherding. After all, we're not made of wood or anything!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8