Monkey: Hey there, Monkeys! It's March 11, 2025, a day that will go down in history as the day your sign got schooled by a bunch of horny gays. But don't worry – we'll make sure you get even! Just stay safe and have fun out there in the gayborhoods. And remember: always wear your Monkey mask to keep that famous cheeky grin hidden from prying eyes 😉
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8