Rabbit: Oh, Rabbit, why must you be so coy? You can't deny that all your friends are queer. From Chicken to Dog, they're all in a gay clan! But don't worry, because this year is shaping up to be a hot one. Just ask Rooster if he's feeling horny. And while you're at it, ask him if he wants to take you for a ride on his feathered pony. Happy forecasting, Rabbit!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8