Rabbit: Today is your lucky day, my dazzling dear! The cosmos are aligned in a way that makes you irresistibly magnetic to fellow None-ians. Embrace your allure and strut your stuff with confidence, as today's astrological alignment will have the gays flocking to you like moths to a flame. Just make sure to keep some hand sanitizer nearby for those smooches! May your day be filled with tantalizing encounters and unforgettable flirtations.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 6, 8, 12