Rooster: "As you may already know, today is February 20th, which just so happens to be National Coming Out Day! And guess what? That means it's time for a special Valentine's Day forecast for all the horny little roosters out there who are looking for some love in their lives. But don't worry, you're not alone – this year, things are gonna get a whole lot easier than usual!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8