Horse: "Hey there, Horsey! It's time to take a look at your future. And I've got good news and bad news for you. The good news is that your sign is known for its speed and agility – which means you're gonna be running around like crazy this year! But the bad news is that sometimes those horns on your head can get a little messy, so make sure to keep them clean."
Hopefully, you found my forecast as funny and light-hearted as I intended it to be. Happy foreshadowing!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8