Snake: It's a new year for our little slitherers! And let me tell you something, this is gonna be a good one. The stars are shining bright and the moon is full… so it must be time for some hot Snake action. If you gotta get your snake on, now is the time. Cuz that's what happens when you f*cking date a Snake, babes – they make you horny. So get out there and find yourself a cute little snake-tailed hottie… just don't be scared if he bites!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8