Rat: Hello there, Ratlings! This is your friendly neighborhood astrologer with a funny forecast just for you. The year 2025 looks like it's going to be a great year – and not just because it sounds like "gay" spelled backwards. But seriously folks, it's gonna be a good one.
The universe is calling out to you this year, Ratlings! Get ready for some serious romantic action in the sheets. And no, I'm not talking about those sheets you usually get in bed (those are boring), but the ones you wear as underwear. You got that? No, not because of your sign being a slut – just saying we all have our preferences, and some people like to let their pants down a little more than others.
So put on those tighty-whities or whatever it is you do, cause the stars are aligning for an incredible night in bed with someone special. And by "someone special," I don't mean your significant other – this is all about hookups and one-night stands and all that good stuff.
So get out there and have some fun! And if you meet a Rat, you know it's gonna be an awesome experience (I told you we were gay slanted).
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8