Pig: "Hey there, fellow piggies! It's been a great year so far, but I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that you're gonna get lucky this month! And the bad news? Well… it's kinda hard to say without sounding too cheesy. So let me put it like this: when you least expect it, a hot little piglet is gonna be sniffing around your manhood. That's right – it's time for some bacon-wrapped action!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8