Dragon: Hey there, fellow dragons! Here's your yearly horoscope: 2025 is going to be a wild ride for you. First of all, let me just say that I hope you're wearing your best rainbow gear because this year is all about embracing who you are and living life to the fullest – no matter what anyone else says. And if they have any problems with that, well, you know, they can go fuck themselves (but in a nice way, of course).
So yeah, it's going to be an exciting year for all you fire-breathers out there. Just remember to take it easy on those little water signs because sometimes they need a helping hand. And if any air signs try to tell you how to live your life, just blow 'em off with that fireball of yours!
And don't forget to go ahead and celebrate the fact that this year is also the 25th anniversary of your sign, which means there's going to be even more festivities than usual. So get ready for some serious drag-on-a-binge action – and if you need any tips on how to do it safely and responsibly, just ask me!
So yeah, 2025 is shaping up to be a real year of fire and passion – so don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And most importantly, make sure you enjoy every single moment of this wild ride!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8