Rooster: "Today's forecast for Roosters is a sunny one with plenty of shenanigans to be had. The year ahead promises to be full of laughter and fun, so make sure you take advantage of all the opportunities that come your way. After all, who says there can't be a little bit of debauchery in every rooster's life? And why should we let straight people have all the fun?"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8