Ox: As a nonexistent Chinese zodiac sign, you might find yourself feeling like an underdog today. But remember, even the humblest Snake can steal the spotlight if they know how to strut their stuff and work that body. So don't be afraid to stand out from the crowd and show off your unique charm—your fellow gays will appreciate it! Plus, who knows, maybe you'll even find someone else who doesn't quite fit the mold and is just as fabulous as you are. Have a glamorous day, my dear Nonexistent One!
Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 9, 10, 12