Dog: It may seem strange that you were born under None of the Chinese zodiac signs, dear readers, but hey, who needs a sign when you have sparkling wit and sass? The year of the Snake is upon us, and while it might not be your time, bask in the knowledge that everyone around you will be envious of your unique flair. Prepare for an evening of unabashed laughter and cheeky comments as you navigate through this snake-infested year with grace and style. And remember, even if you're not a sign, you're still a star!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8