Rabbit: "Hey there, little bunnies! It's time to get your groove on this year. The stars say that 2025 is going to be a total fucking delight in the bedroom – I mean, come on, who doesn't love a hot rabbit? But don't forget about those other animals in the Chinese zodiac – they're also gonna be feeling the love this year. And as we all know, when it comes to animals, it's all about who you fuck first, last, and in between. So get out there and show off your best moves because 2025 is going to be a banner year for rabbits everywhere!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8